Peter Paul Rubens, “Saint James the Elder” and “Saint Andrew”
Basically the Mast Brothers.
Francisco de Goya, “Half-Submerged Dog”
This dog, whom we love.
Francisco de Goya, “The Family of Carlos IV”
See you in my nightmares forever! And speaking of rough looking royalty…
Hyacinthe Rigaud, “Louis XIV, King of France”
Gimme those booties though.
Francisco de Goya, “Queen María Luisa in a Dress with Bustle”
Diego Velázquez, “Felipe IV”
Diego Velázquez, “Mariana of Austria, Queen of Spain”
Striking (and unfortunate) resemblance between Mariana and her uncle, Felipe IV, pictured directly above, right? Did we say uncle? We meant husband. Oh, but ALSO STILL HER UNCLE.
Peter Paul Rubens, “Saturn Devouring his Son” and Francisco de Goya, “Saturn Devouring his Son”
Exactly two more depictions of Saturn devouring his son than we were interested in seeing.